Sunday, May 07, 2006

What can I say. I’m a klutz.

It's been a long time since I had a good piece of "strange ass". ;)

So there I am yesterday walking around our local sporting goods store looking for some really good steel toe boots for work. For those of you who know all about being on your feet all day with nothing but concrete underneath you know that you need a damn good pair of boots. I am trying different ones on when my phone starts blaring, "I'm a Slave 4 U". I quickly reach into my pocket and open the phone up to turn the ringer off. I really hate that ringer going off in public but I love the sound 'cause it means that it's the Evilicious Blonde. She is texting me, "Hey are you coming tonight?". "Yeah of course I can cum every night", I reply. The phone vibrates this time 'cause I was smart enough to put it on vibrate in the store and its EB again, "LOL Smartass. I mean to the show tonight. The main act starts at 9pm". I look down at my watch and it is already 8:45 pm and I reply "Nah it's too late for me to make it up there. Parking will be a bitch". EB replies, "No problem it's OK".

After I pay for the boots I start walking out to my car. I think to myself, there's probably going to be a lot of good-looking women there. Plus, if there isn't you can hang out with EB, drink, and enjoy the music. Fuck it. I am going to go. Knowing the venue as well as I do, I was able to find a parking spot fairly quickly and close to the gates. Upon entering the concert a grin creeps up on my face. There are tons of pretty ladies walking around in mini-skirts. I go see EB and we have something to eat together because I know she is starving after working all day. I tell her I am going to watch a little bit of the show; I'll be back in a little bit.

I walk out of the office and straight to the beer booth. I buy a Bud Light ($8). Shit that is expensive, but screw it. I want a drink. I am walking across the venue enjoying my beer and the atmosphere when it happens. WHAM!!!! Like a dumb ass I slam right into this girl and knock her right on her ass. "Shit I am sorry.", I quickly blurt out as I reach my hand down to help her out. As I am looking down at this tall blonde I realize the girl has one hell of a body. She is sort of cute, but with one hell of a bangin' body. Then WHAM! I get woken back up into a reality when I hear coming out of mouth, "Watch where you’re fucking going you cock sucking asshole.". Man I started getting pissed off. Those of you who know me in real life are aware I do not like to be insulted or put down in any way. Since this was mostly my fault and she was obviously wasted, I blew it off. I watched as she walked away on her knee high black leather boots and her denim mini skirt with little white halter-top.

About 15 minutes pass by and so do 3 more beers. I am enjoying the scenery and the music a lot. Since I am on the opposite side of the venue from EB I decide to go to the bathroom. I start walking back toward EB. WHAMMMM !!! I mutter out, "What the FUCK!". Again I ran right into somebody right in front of the ladies room knocking them back into bathroom. Shit! Way too fucking go, I think to myself. I walk about half way into the entrance to see if the person is OK and realize it is the same girl. Oh fuck is all I can say to myself. This time I didn’t reach my hand down to help. I just looked at her and said "I'm sorry". As I am turning to walk away I notice that I didn't get a reply nor did she move. "Shit, kiss my ass.", I murmured. I walk over to her and get down on one knee to see if she is hurt.

"Are you OK?", I ask. She looks up, "Yeah I am fine". She then realizes it's me again and laughs. Man this girl is wasted I think to myself. "Sorry.", I say to her as I turn to walk away. A hand grabs me and pulls into the back corner stall of the ladies room. She pushes me against the back wall and she starts kissing my chest making her way up towards my neck when I stop her. "I can’t do this. You're drunk". I also throw in that I am married to convince her this is a bad idea. Now I know some of you are thinking I am a dumb ass for stopping her. You see it has nothing to do with the cheating because EB and me are pretty open just as long as we don't hide anything. She was just too drunk and it didn't feel right considering I was where EB worked.

Anyways as I am looking into some amazing green eyes and saying to myself you're a dumb ass. She says, "I don’t care, I am not that drunk (yeah right) and I am getting fucking laid". It shocks me and turns me on at the same time when a woman talks like this but before I can say another word she is on her knees biting at my now hardening cock through my shorts. She looks up at me and says, "See I know you want to do this". She starts rubbing my cock and nibbling at it some more. I finally say, "Fuck it.". I feel these warm hands reaching into my shorts and pulling out my cock.

As I lean back against the stall wall this blonde cutie is grips my manhood hard, stroking it slow as she starts licking the tip. I start moaning softly the instant I feel her tongue touch the head of my cock. She slowly engulfs my cock, making her way up shaft slowly until she has almost my entire dick in her mouth. I reach out with my right hand and grab the back of her head forcing her mouth further onto my cock. She starts making soft little moans as she is moving her lips faster and faster over my cock. I can feel the heat rising in body and my cock pulsing harder and harder as this girl keeps sucking harder and taking more of me into her mouth. I look down at her and think she is one sick bitch kneeling in this nasty public bathroom. I am not about to stop her though.

I can feel her sucking really hard on my cock; evident by the popping sound it made leaving that exquisite mouth. She then stands up and pushes her ass into my cock and begins to grind. I let out a little moan. She knows that I like this. I reach my arms around her and I grab the bottom of her mini skirt. She stops for a second and lets me pull it up her waist. She starts grinding on me again as I reach my hands toward her pussy. I start running my middle finger slowly up and down her pussy stopping every so often to circle around her clit. She starts moaning louder and louder. She begins grinding hard on my cock to the rhythm of the music that is pounding through the walls of the stall.

My heart is racing and my cock feels like it is going to explode. I start to slowly insert my middle finger into her wet pussy. She lets out a small gasp as I slide inside. She stops her grinding and lifts one leg onto toilet seat to allow my fingers easier access. I begin to slowly move my middle finger in and out of pussy as I circle her clit with my thumb. Now her engine is really going. She is panting and moaning really loud. She leans into me and reaches one hand around the back of my head. She arches her back, inadvertently pulling my fingers out of her throbbing pussy. She whispers "Fuck Me".

I place hands on her back and bend her forward pinning her head to the stall wall. I slowly guide my cock inside her awaiting pussy. She begins pushing back onto my cock as I thrust forward. My breathing is getting heavier. She is beginning to moan louder. I am thrusting hard and deep into her. She starts screaming. I realize that there is no reason to be quiet. You can barely hear yourself think from the music outside. I begin moaning and grunting as I am thrusting into her. She is squirming from the relentless assault of my cock and turns to look right at me. I meet her gaze like we were two boxers in a ring. As my cock continues to pound hard into her she slowly closes her eyes and begins to pant, "Fuck Fuck Fuck oh God Fuck me Harder".

I am happy to oblige her and I start pounding her harder and faster. I can feel my cock twitching and throbbing as I hear panting "Deeper, fuck me you son of bitch.". This spurs me on to fuck her harder. I grab onto her hips and begin pounding into her even more forcefully. She is now whimpering "Oh Fuck oh fuck oh fuck.", every time my cock slams in to her hot pussy. My cock is twitching and pulsing harder than ever and I know I am about to cum. She meets my thrusts as I slam in to her pussy. I can hear the pyro and explosions going of at the concert as she starts screaming "Oh god oh fucking GOD I am cumming.". I pick up my pace going into her faster now and just as intensely as before. My breathing is rapid and heavy now. My cock is throbbing with every thrust. I look down at this little cock whore and she is squirming and whimpers "Oh fuck yeah, HARDER!". My cock is throbbing hard in her pussy. I pull it out as she turns and kneels in front of me. She takes me deep into her mouth as I shoot load after load of cum down her throat.

I let out a breath and say "Oh Fuck yeah that was good.". The little hot blonde whose name I never got stands up and pulls her mini down. As she open the door to the stall to leave she turn to me with a grin and says, "Watch where the fuck you’re going next time". And with a wink she was out the door and all I could do was chuckle. I say to myself with a chuckle, "Maybe I need to be more clumsy". Then I realize I hear no more music and there are now voices in the bathroom. Shit. FEMALE voices at that. I then remember we were in the ladies bathroom. I do the only thing I really can do. I lower my head, open the door and walk extremely fast to the exit. I hear a few gasp as I leave the ladies room.

I finally meet back up with EB on the other side of venue. She looks at me with a devilish grin. "You must have had a good time.", she says. I reply with a chuckle "Yeah it was mediocre at best.". We both laugh and I lean into her and whisper into her ear about what just happened. She pulls back with a fire in her eyes, grabs the back of head. She kisses me hard and passionately as I reach my hand.....BUT THAT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoo hoo!! Hot shit!

7:28 PM  
Blogger Backdoor Slider said...

why thank you I try *wink*

7:30 PM  
Blogger Suze said...

BS, that was so hot and erotic, I can't wait to hear the other story. ;)

5:01 AM  
Blogger Evilicious Blonde said...

"Mediocre at best...".......

B.S. says that all the time. Translation - it means something is/was REALLY good.


Naughty naughty boy.


7:17 AM  
Blogger Lisa W. said...

Oh my! :)

1:58 PM  
Blogger Backdoor Slider said...

Thank you all for reading the story. It meant alot since it was my first attempt at writing. :)

7:58 PM  
Blogger Shay said...

I need to bump into more people in the club!!!

3:59 PM  
Blogger Backdoor Slider said...

Welcome Shay and don't we all. *grins*

4:57 PM  
Blogger LL said...

Good job, BDS!! Can't wait to read more of your erotica. *kiss*

5:21 PM  
Blogger Vixxxen said...

Hmmm...very hot shit. Even if you were in a nasty concert bathroom. Hope to read more of this sometime soon.


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