HNT 5

Who has been naughtier ???

YOU

OR

ME

Yeah Fucker That's Mine

Well when the fabulous EB came home from work she brought me some more birthday presents!!! Totally unexpected since I already received what I wanted for my birthday *grins evilly*.

Oh and for those of you who do not know one of my other present was a Sony VAIO laptop! So to my suprise when I received this!!!

That is right people. THAT is an authentic autographed Roger Clemens hat that he was wearing at an event EB was attending!!
This is totally awesome considering I am a HUGE New York Yankee fan and well Roger was on the team during our history making World Series Runs!!!

Anyways I was going down the stairs when I was completely dumb-founded by this sight!

Well shit I guess I am not the only baseball fan in my house ?!?!?!
NOW lets get a little Wicked with Cold's "Just Got Wicked" playing on the sidebar!!!
HEY !!!! Anybody for some birthday sex now!!!! *winks*

What a relaxing weekend

Well I am back again!!! Yeah its a frikkin miracle that I was able to go out of town two weekends in a row but I pulled it off! Screw work, shit I just need to win the lottery and retire!!! Anyone wanna join me ???? *winks and grins*

Anyways it was frikkin awesome!! We decided to go up to the farm this weekend to go have some fun and celebrate my birthday. (Well my birthday is really on May 30th) We had a great time just relaxing in the country, drinking, and riding 4 wheelers all day. Here are some shots of me cruisin around on a four wheeler!!!

Porn Obsession 7

What would be my Porn Obsessions without this lovely starlet. She can fuck with the best of them and I really really really reaaalllll.......ummmm *smiles* *clears throat* I really enjoy watching this beauty get nailed. So enjoy this viewing pleasure until I return from my little trip to the farm!! *winks*

Jenna Haze

Music Obsession Part 9

I know this band is no longer together but I really really like their music a lot. I actually got to see them in concert before their break up and it was awesome. Anyways all I can say is that you should give them a listen because their music is pretty good.

The band I am speaking about is COLD. You can find their website here or at their myspace page here


Their other albums include a S/T one, 13 Ways to Bleed On Stage, and The Year of the Spider. I really like all of their albums but 13 Ways to Bleed On Stage is the album that hooked me on them. If I had to pick an albums to start listening to it would be 13WTBOS, A Different Kind of Pain, S/T, and then The Year of the Spider. But that is my opinion, you can choose listen to whatever one album you want to or none at all.

Anyways here is a video playing on my sidebar off th album A Different Kind of Pain called "Happens All the Time"

Enjoy!!!

HNT - 4

Is anyone else bursting with RUV ???

Oh What a Day GGGGRRRRRRrrrrrrrr

Well better late than never but I am sorry for not posting the pics last night like I promised but I had major car problems to fix. Anyways took today off from work to get the car fixed and to tell you the truth I am frikkin happy I did!!!!!!!

So anyways here are the pics I promised from the trip *grins*

Here is the view we had from our cabin

Here is the catch from the first day !!! We still had 10 more crappie in the cooler. Believe it or not, we almost caught the same amount of fish the next day !!! A total catch of 100 crappie. (We actually caught more like 150 crappie total but only 100 of them were keepers)

Here is my big catch for the 2 days. 14.75 inch crappie.

And here are some pics of freaks sun burned arm !!!

Oh hell yeah, I am Back

I AM BACK !!!

I had a great time !!!! I will explain more tomorrow, I am way too F-ing tired tonight. I'll also post a couple pics of the trip and maybe some of the new lobster colored freak !!!

F-ing A Cotton, F-ing A

The Freak is going away on a vacation this weekend. Once and sometimes twice a year we take a fishing trip. All of our trips are usually fresh water fishing; I am not much into the saltwater. Sometimes its for black bass, largemouth bass, white bass, striped/hybrid bass, or crappie. Really its whatever we feel like doing that year. Last year sucked ass. We didn't catch much and I didn't get to go on the second trip (which I thank the lord cause it was a total disaster with the guide) do to work.

Anyways I am so frikkin pumped up about going. Even if we don't catch much just being away from work and out in nature is just relaxing enough for me. :))

This year we are going crappie fishing and let me tell you when you can catch up to 100 a day between three people it get to be a whole lot a fun.

Plus since we are not going striper fishing no one can break my trip record this year *grins*. See below for my trip record striped bass.

19.75 pounds baby!!!!!!

Happy 1 Year Anniversary HNT

Well since I couldn't think of a nifty party theme. I can do the next best thing I will provide the party favors !!! Anyone care to give it a good hard blow!!!

And here is my first HNT

A friend till the end

OK recently I have been backing up the photos on our computer, which I do at least once a month so we do not lose them. Anyways, I came across some old pictures and I just had to share. No matter how mad I get at him or how sometimes I get to busy to play with him (Not who you are thinking of pervs!!!!!!) I know he will always be there by my side. Let me introduce to you, my buddy

Lars

How could you not fall for that face !!!

One of my favorite pics of me and my buddy

AAhhh forever faithful and concerned, EB took this pic of my buddy watching over me while I was extremely sick and asleep on the couch

Again I say how could you not fall for this face !!!

Music Obsession Part 8

This band is out of Oklahoma City and I enjoy their music very much. They have some nice hard rocking stuff and some really good ballads !! Check them out people !!!

They are Hinder and you can find them here or at their myspace page here

You can find the video for their song "Get Stoned" a live recording playing on my sidebar !!!! It rocks !!

Check em out their album is called "Extreme Behaviour"

Yeah I am addicted to these !!!

I found a link to this over at Lisa's site. She did the famous leader one! I took that one and of course I was EINSTEIN !!! hhhrmmmm *grins* SO I am linking the classic movie !!

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Abbynormal and ice cream hmmmm

You Are 64% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

You Are Half Baked Ice Cream

In reality, you're just a quarter baked

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Sports Hotties Part 7

Now this girl can run me down anytime. IN FACT I think this first picture was taken when she was running after me *grins*

Lokelani McMichael -> Triathlete

HNT 2

Nobody wants to come play with me !! :((

Porn Obsession Part 6

This lovely is a down right hottie with such a spankalicious ass !!! (as EB would say)

I can't help but be mesmerized as she gets pounded and pounded and pou.....oops hhhrrrmmmm ok anyway here she is

Teagan Presley

Music Obsession Part 7

This band is from Milan, Italy and has been around for a little while but I have only been listening to them for a couple a years and I LOVE their music. Their HOT female lead singer with an amazing voice and their hard rocking music combine for such an AWESOME sound.

They just came out with their new album "KarmaCode". It is out in the stores now. The band is Lacuna Coil






The music video "Heaven's a Lie" from their Comalies album (which is also a very awesome album) is playing on my sidebar.

What can I say. I’m a klutz.

It's been a long time since I had a good piece of "strange ass". ;)

So there I am yesterday walking around our local sporting goods store looking for some really good steel toe boots for work. For those of you who know all about being on your feet all day with nothing but concrete underneath you know that you need a damn good pair of boots. I am trying different ones on when my phone starts blaring, "I'm a Slave 4 U". I quickly reach into my pocket and open the phone up to turn the ringer off. I really hate that ringer going off in public but I love the sound 'cause it means that it's the Evilicious Blonde. She is texting me, "Hey are you coming tonight?". "Yeah of course I can cum every night", I reply. The phone vibrates this time 'cause I was smart enough to put it on vibrate in the store and its EB again, "LOL Smartass. I mean to the show tonight. The main act starts at 9pm". I look down at my watch and it is already 8:45 pm and I reply "Nah it's too late for me to make it up there. Parking will be a bitch". EB replies, "No problem it's OK".

After I pay for the boots I start walking out to my car. I think to myself, there's probably going to be a lot of good-looking women there. Plus, if there isn't you can hang out with EB, drink, and enjoy the music. Fuck it. I am going to go. Knowing the venue as well as I do, I was able to find a parking spot fairly quickly and close to the gates. Upon entering the concert a grin creeps up on my face. There are tons of pretty ladies walking around in mini-skirts. I go see EB and we have something to eat together because I know she is starving after working all day. I tell her I am going to watch a little bit of the show; I'll be back in a little bit.

I walk out of the office and straight to the beer booth. I buy a Bud Light ($8). Shit that is expensive, but screw it. I want a drink. I am walking across the venue enjoying my beer and the atmosphere when it happens. WHAM!!!! Like a dumb ass I slam right into this girl and knock her right on her ass. "Shit I am sorry.", I quickly blurt out as I reach my hand down to help her out. As I am looking down at this tall blonde I realize the girl has one hell of a body. She is sort of cute, but with one hell of a bangin' body. Then WHAM! I get woken back up into a reality when I hear coming out of mouth, "Watch where you’re fucking going you cock sucking asshole.". Man I started getting pissed off. Those of you who know me in real life are aware I do not like to be insulted or put down in any way. Since this was mostly my fault and she was obviously wasted, I blew it off. I watched as she walked away on her knee high black leather boots and her denim mini skirt with little white halter-top.

About 15 minutes pass by and so do 3 more beers. I am enjoying the scenery and the music a lot. Since I am on the opposite side of the venue from EB I decide to go to the bathroom. I start walking back toward EB. WHAMMMM !!! I mutter out, "What the FUCK!". Again I ran right into somebody right in front of the ladies room knocking them back into bathroom. Shit! Way too fucking go, I think to myself. I walk about half way into the entrance to see if the person is OK and realize it is the same girl. Oh fuck is all I can say to myself. This time I didn’t reach my hand down to help. I just looked at her and said "I'm sorry". As I am turning to walk away I notice that I didn't get a reply nor did she move. "Shit, kiss my ass.", I murmured. I walk over to her and get down on one knee to see if she is hurt.

"Are you OK?", I ask. She looks up, "Yeah I am fine". She then realizes it's me again and laughs. Man this girl is wasted I think to myself. "Sorry.", I say to her as I turn to walk away. A hand grabs me and pulls into the back corner stall of the ladies room. She pushes me against the back wall and she starts kissing my chest making her way up towards my neck when I stop her. "I can’t do this. You're drunk". I also throw in that I am married to convince her this is a bad idea. Now I know some of you are thinking I am a dumb ass for stopping her. You see it has nothing to do with the cheating because EB and me are pretty open just as long as we don't hide anything. She was just too drunk and it didn't feel right considering I was where EB worked.

Anyways as I am looking into some amazing green eyes and saying to myself you're a dumb ass. She says, "I don’t care, I am not that drunk (yeah right) and I am getting fucking laid". It shocks me and turns me on at the same time when a woman talks like this but before I can say another word she is on her knees biting at my now hardening cock through my shorts. She looks up at me and says, "See I know you want to do this". She starts rubbing my cock and nibbling at it some more. I finally say, "Fuck it.". I feel these warm hands reaching into my shorts and pulling out my cock.

As I lean back against the stall wall this blonde cutie is grips my manhood hard, stroking it slow as she starts licking the tip. I start moaning softly the instant I feel her tongue touch the head of my cock. She slowly engulfs my cock, making her way up shaft slowly until she has almost my entire dick in her mouth. I reach out with my right hand and grab the back of her head forcing her mouth further onto my cock. She starts making soft little moans as she is moving her lips faster and faster over my cock. I can feel the heat rising in body and my cock pulsing harder and harder as this girl keeps sucking harder and taking more of me into her mouth. I look down at her and think she is one sick bitch kneeling in this nasty public bathroom. I am not about to stop her though.

I can feel her sucking really hard on my cock; evident by the popping sound it made leaving that exquisite mouth. She then stands up and pushes her ass into my cock and begins to grind. I let out a little moan. She knows that I like this. I reach my arms around her and I grab the bottom of her mini skirt. She stops for a second and lets me pull it up her waist. She starts grinding on me again as I reach my hands toward her pussy. I start running my middle finger slowly up and down her pussy stopping every so often to circle around her clit. She starts moaning louder and louder. She begins grinding hard on my cock to the rhythm of the music that is pounding through the walls of the stall.

My heart is racing and my cock feels like it is going to explode. I start to slowly insert my middle finger into her wet pussy. She lets out a small gasp as I slide inside. She stops her grinding and lifts one leg onto toilet seat to allow my fingers easier access. I begin to slowly move my middle finger in and out of pussy as I circle her clit with my thumb. Now her engine is really going. She is panting and moaning really loud. She leans into me and reaches one hand around the back of my head. She arches her back, inadvertently pulling my fingers out of her throbbing pussy. She whispers "Fuck Me".

I place hands on her back and bend her forward pinning her head to the stall wall. I slowly guide my cock inside her awaiting pussy. She begins pushing back onto my cock as I thrust forward. My breathing is getting heavier. She is beginning to moan louder. I am thrusting hard and deep into her. She starts screaming. I realize that there is no reason to be quiet. You can barely hear yourself think from the music outside. I begin moaning and grunting as I am thrusting into her. She is squirming from the relentless assault of my cock and turns to look right at me. I meet her gaze like we were two boxers in a ring. As my cock continues to pound hard into her she slowly closes her eyes and begins to pant, "Fuck Fuck Fuck oh God Fuck me Harder".

I am happy to oblige her and I start pounding her harder and faster. I can feel my cock twitching and throbbing as I hear panting "Deeper, fuck me you son of bitch.". This spurs me on to fuck her harder. I grab onto her hips and begin pounding into her even more forcefully. She is now whimpering "Oh Fuck oh fuck oh fuck.", every time my cock slams in to her hot pussy. My cock is twitching and pulsing harder than ever and I know I am about to cum. She meets my thrusts as I slam in to her pussy. I can hear the pyro and explosions going of at the concert as she starts screaming "Oh god oh fucking GOD I am cumming.". I pick up my pace going into her faster now and just as intensely as before. My breathing is rapid and heavy now. My cock is throbbing with every thrust. I look down at this little cock whore and she is squirming and whimpers "Oh fuck yeah, HARDER!". My cock is throbbing hard in her pussy. I pull it out as she turns and kneels in front of me. She takes me deep into her mouth as I shoot load after load of cum down her throat.

I let out a breath and say "Oh Fuck yeah that was good.". The little hot blonde whose name I never got stands up and pulls her mini down. As she open the door to the stall to leave she turn to me with a grin and says, "Watch where the fuck you’re going next time". And with a wink she was out the door and all I could do was chuckle. I say to myself with a chuckle, "Maybe I need to be more clumsy". Then I realize I hear no more music and there are now voices in the bathroom. Shit. FEMALE voices at that. I then remember we were in the ladies bathroom. I do the only thing I really can do. I lower my head, open the door and walk extremely fast to the exit. I hear a few gasp as I leave the ladies room.

I finally meet back up with EB on the other side of venue. She looks at me with a devilish grin. "You must have had a good time.", she says. I reply with a chuckle "Yeah it was mediocre at best.". We both laugh and I lean into her and whisper into her ear about what just happened. She pulls back with a fire in her eyes, grabs the back of head. She kisses me hard and passionately as I reach my hand.....BUT THAT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!!

The freak is on a tear or am I just bored?

Anyways who cares, I was listening to some music this morning and I just had to post about this band. Their video "Devil" has been playing on my sidebar since my HNT debut . The very first video I played was of them them doing a cover by Metallica called "Nothing Else Matters" and now I am playing one of my ALL TIME favorite songs. The song is called "Outside" by STAIND

Sports Hotties Part 6

This lovely can jump me anyday !!!! hmmm but then again any of YOU lovelies can jump me anytime *winks*

Amy Acuff - High Jump

Some funny shit

I was surfing around various blog and the internet last night and I ran across this youtube video. I have been to youtube before and there is some funny stuff there.
Anyways enough bullshit, if you want to have a good laugh at some real dumbasses check this video out here

It is Fing hilarious !!!!!

Doin' the Shuffle

Alright alright I decided not to be so lazy today!!
I saw this over at Cowgirl's blog while looking at her HNT. *drool*
Oh ummm hhhrrmm *clears throat* sorry day dreamed for a second.
Anyways here is how it goes put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the questions. So I did it and here it is. Very interesting results on some of the questions *smirks*

Will I get far in life ? “The Sad Café” by The Eagle Great just fucking great
How do my friends see me ? “You Sang to Me” by Marc Anthony hmm I can think of a few ladies
Where will I get married ? “Only You” by Yaz LOLOL *winks at EB*
What is my best friend’s theme song ? “With You” by Linkin Park I don't think he swings that way
What is the story of my life ? “Misunderstood” by Allele LOL how fucking TRUE
What was high school like ? “Lies” by Evanescence hrmmm *cough* I didn't inhale MOM honest

How can I get ahead in life ? “Run Away” by Staind heh I wish
What is the best thing about me ? “The Promise and the Threat” by Evan’s Blue hmmm *smiles innocently*
How is today going to be ? “Danse Russe” by Hurt ok I love the song but still don't understand it yet
What is in store for the weekend ? “Send in the Clowns” by Cold Just lovely that is all I need LMAO
What song describes my parents ? “The Shortest Straw” by Metallica LOL
My Grandparents ? “The Only Time” NIN LOL doubt it
How is my life going ? “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica Well this isnt turning out good is it ? LOL
What song will they play at my funeral ? “Cold Inside” by Hurt Just Fing wonderful but I still love the song !!!
How does the world see me ? “Imaginary” by Evanescence Well this is great !!!!! Shit!!!
Will I have a happy life ? “Hate Me” by Tantric More wonderful news
What do my friends really think of me ? “Fade” by Staind Great should a grown man start crying now!!!
Do people secretly lust after me ? “Heartache Tonight” by The Eagles WoooHooo more bad news, hmmm maybe not if it means I got laid *grins*
How can I make myself happy ? “Self Deception” by Lacuna Coil I guess all these answers don't mean shit if I am going to just deceive myself about them in the end huh? *smirks*
What should I do with my life ? “My Immortal” by Evanescence Cool song !!!
Will I ever have children ? “45” by Shinedown mmMMkay EB may need some help on this one !!! Any takers???
What is some good advice ? “Stone Cold Crazy” by Metallica Oh yeah let me go frikkin crazy baby
What is my signature dancing song ? “Give” by Cold hehe sweet
What do I think my current theme song is ? “Hate Me” by Blue October This answer is too frikkin scary since it has been the first song on all my recent mix CD's
What does everyone else think my current theme song is ? “The Tease” by Evan’s Blue LOL I am not OR am I ??? Check out the HNT below *wink wink*
What type of men/women do you like ? “On the Hunt” by Lynyrd Skynyrd *grins evilly at all the women*

Just gonna be lazy today

What kind of beer personality am I ??? Well to tell you the truth this is the beer I always choose when I am out drinking !!! :P

You Are Bud Light

You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it. In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk! You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar. You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.

What's Your Beer Personality?

My First HNT

I just can't resist certain ladies. *winks* Plus I am the Devil !!!

Movies Babes

I was watching this movie last night that I bought on DVD . Yeah Yeah keep rolling your eyes EB *smirks*
Anyways I was watching Aeon Flux *drools*



Then afterwars I watched part of Underworld: Evolutions


These two ladies are frikkin HOT. heh part of the reason why I watched both movies and own them on DVD *grins* Anyways if any of you lovely ladies who frequent here happen to dress up like this. Then you need a place to go don't hesitate to head on over to BS's part of town so he can show you a screaming good time !!! (just ask EB about last night *grins evilly*)

Music Obsession Part 6

For Part six we are gonna go back in time. I loved the hard "heavy metal" music but I also liked the "hard rock" music as well. I never understood the whole the make-up thing but I guess it was the sign of times *shrugs*
Anyways this may see kinda insensitive but it is my personal opinion. Def Leppard kicked ass prior to the Hysteria album(i.e. Pyromania, High n Dry, On Through the Night). I contribute this partly to them sticking with the drummer after his accident. To me that is when their music changed and started their decline. I didn't even purchase the albums post Hysteria. Now don't get me wrong the drummer has more talent then I ever would when it comes to drums and I give the band major credit for sticking with him !!!! Anyways that is my opinion and remember "Opinions are like assholes everyone has one" :P

It is like a little secret obsession but I loved Def Leppard's music from Pyro and High N Dry !!! When I hear their music from these albums I can't help but sing along. So everybody crank up the volume and lets rock out with "Rock of Ages" playing on the sidebar !!!

Old School Porn Obsession Part 3

I was surfing the internet and by accident hit a porn site *smirks*
Anyways I ran across a name I haven't heard in a long while and had to post about her.
She by far had to be the best cock handler from the late 80's !!!
What I mean by that is she could give one hell of blow job and man did/do I wish I was on the receiving end !!!!
Don't get me wrong I used to love watching all of her scenes but her cock sucking abilities just stood out for me *grins*

Well with no further delays, I give you TORI WELLES